In light of the staff at Fire Joe Morgan revealing their identity, and The Big Lead following suit not long after, it's time that The Daily Forecast stops hiding behind this cloak of anonymity and reveals our true identities.
I (The Costanzo) am actually Paul Costanzo. I'll give you a second to catch your breath and clean your pants.
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OK, I know that comes as a shocker to all of you, but it's true. OK, maybe not the picture, and maybe I'm not the co-star of Road Trip, or the hit sit-com, Joey, or the president of OFM Aircraft, or a former assistant coach on Wisconsin's basketball team.
But I am Paul Costanzo. Basically I do for a living what I do here, except without the fucking swear words.
As for Your Boy Matt, well, I'll just quote from the Web site weputthingshere.com, which has the following excerpt on its Matt Schoch page:
Matt Schoch is originally from Austin, Texas where attended a daycare run by a Mexican woman named Linda until he 6. He then moved to a suburb of Albany, New York called Clifton Park where he graduated Shendehowa High School in a class of 700 where 50 of them where non-white. He is currently attending the School of Visual Arts in New York City where he has lived in mid-Manhattan, Park Slope, and is now living in Sunset Park.
OK, that's also a lie. Matt work's with me. But he did attend a daycare run by a Mexican woman named Linda until he 6. He was booted when he impregnated her just by looking at her vagina.
The third (occasional) contributor to our site, "Drew Klopcic" is actually Rick Reilly. I know, weird, huh.
I ask him all the time, I say, 'Rick, why Drew Klopcic?' He says to me, 'fuck you, I do what I want.'
I love that guy.
As for Ryan and ellisd? I don't know who those guys are.
So there you have it. Everything is now out in the open. Enjoy.
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